#ninjago lloyd incorrect quotes

[st4r-t3ars]

Local protagonist would like to stop being the universe’s special boy

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 2

Jay: Y/n and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush.

Y/n: We WHAT?

Y/n and Lloyd: *making a ‘hear me out’ cake*

Y/n: *puts down a picture*

Lloyd:

Lloyd: THAT’S MY DAD WHAT THE FU-

Cole: This is Y/n. I've only had them for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Y/n: I love murder mysteries

Morro, trying to impress them: I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

Kai to young Lloyd: We don't give people the middle finger.

Y/n: We are better than that.

Kai: We give them every finger.

Y/n: No, wait. I don't like where this is going.

Kai: Right across the face.

[alien-of-earth]

I’m coping, here’s another one

[1-noone-1]

Zane: *dies again*

Kai: I'm gonna bet on two months

Nya: Bullshit, I say one month

Arin, sobbing: What are you guys doing? Zane just died!

Lloyd, scratching his head, ignoring Arin: Bet two dollars on a week

[itsaboutbee]

Cole: Our space heater died.

Lloyd: Kais dead??????

[rinkunokoisuru]

I couldn't pass this one up Love me those silly movie ninja Based on this post by @threemoonwatchers

[maraudersarethebest1]

Y/N: Hey Cole wanna hear a joke?

Cole: No

Y/N: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cole: I don't know

Y/N: To get to the idiots house

Y/N: Knock Knock

Cole: Who's there?

Y/N: The chicken

Cole:

Y/N:

Cole: I won't kill you on one condition

Y/N: What?

Cole: Go tell that joke to Kai

[portrait-of-a-moron]

I’ve seen this post like four times and finally put two and two together

[luh-lloyd-garmadone]

[hyakujuuou]

Ninja accent n language headcanons

Cole has a very thick city accent. He does his best to put on a more country accent to hide that he comes from the city. He does this well enough to convince the other ninja.

Jay has a very heavy country accent. He does his best to put on a more city accent to hide that he comes from the country. He does this well enough to convince all the ninja except for Cole.

Jay uses what he thinks is a lot of urban slang. Every time he uses a word wrong, it makes Cole die a little inside that he can’t correct blasphemous bastardisations of his native dialect. He uses words wrong every other time he opens his mouth.

Before she became an elemental master, Nya worked as a mechanic in the city and would pick up slang here and there. She was always excited to get back to the ninja and share her slang term of the week. Cole is perpetually on the brink of going insane.

Cyrus Borg also has a very thick city accent, but he speaks very neutrally at press conferences in order to promote a very global image for Borg Industries. When he’s only with the ninja, he speaks in the way that is most natural for him. Kai and Jay bet money that there’s no way that he actually talks like this. Kai and Jay owe Cole, who knows authentic speech when he hears it, money.

Wu has given up keeping up with current development in language.

Garmadon has also given up keeping up with current development in language but will horribly misuse modern slang in order to make Lloyd and the ninja cringe.

Every so often Wu will say a dated word and the ninja will make fun of him for the rest of the day.

Wu, in the city: it is getting late. We should go back to the monastery soon, before the traffic. Nya, where did you park the automobile?

Nya: the automobile?

Kai: prithee, the automobile must-th be-th a ten minute trod by foot northerly-eth.

Jay: Master, didst thou know-th of the Stone Warriors for thou wast there at their creation-th?

Cole: perchance

Nya and Kai made up their own language between themselves when they were kids and continue to use it in various situations to the present. Want to make fun of their babysitters without getting sent to time-out? Sibling language. Need to communicate in code to prevent enemies from intercepting vital information? Sibling language. Annoyed with the other ninja and don’t want them butting in on a conversation anymore? Sibling language.

Lloyd doesn’t have a very recognisable accent due to his time in boarding school surrounded by classmates from all over Ninjago. He’s jealous of the other ninja’s speech. He’s especially jealous of Kai and Nya’s sibling language, and that they were close enough friends growing up to develop it in the first place.

Zane can understand and produce standard varieties of all known languages. He does, however, have to draw a blank at Kai and Nya’s Sibling Speak. They exploit this gap in his knowledge with enjoyment.

Zane’s voice is based on recordings of the previous elemental master of ice’s voice, so the actual phonology of his speech always sounds a little bit dated.

[thirdlotusprince3]

Master Wu, teaching Kai to drive: Okay, you're driving and Lloyd and Jay walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? 

Kai: Oh, definitely Jay. I could never hurt Lloyd. 

Master Wu, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

[st4r-t3ars]

The ninja as incorrect quotes

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 3

(I’m taking this a bit far, don’t you think?)

Y/n: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Morro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Kai: You don't know anything about me!

Y/n: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Y/n, staring at Lloyd: I could fix him…

Garmadon: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Jay: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[alien-of-earth]

Part *error noises*

[1-noone-1]

[after they got Lloyd back in Possession]

Zane: How are you doing?

Lloyd: I am still breathing

Zane: Isn't that to set the bar a bit low?

Jay: Well, it's better than Cole

Cole: First of all, fuck you-

[itsaboutbee]

Sora: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody.

Lloyd: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight that's between you and grandpa.

Arin: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?!?