#ninjago lloyd incorrect quotes

[rinkunokoisuru]

I couldn't pass this one up Love me those silly movie ninja Based on this post by @threemoonwatchers

[cosmothealien358]

Part *error noises*

[portrait-of-a-moron]

I’ve seen this post like four times and finally put two and two together

[1-noone-1]

[after they got Lloyd back in Possession]

Zane: How are you doing?

Lloyd: I am still breathing

Zane: Isn't that to set the bar a bit low?

Jay: Well, it's better than Cole

Cole: First of all, fuck you-

[lightning-and-dragons]

Arin: I still can't believe that I'm a ninja, it's all I ever wanted to be ever since I was a kid! Sora: I wanted to be a scientist and inventor, so I guess I got that too, in an odd way. Arin: Hey, Lloyd! What did you want to be when you grew up? Lloyd: A dark ruler. Evil mastermind. Arin and Sora:... Lloyd, sighing: It's a long story.

[maraudersarethebest1]

Y/N: Hey Cole wanna hear a joke?

Cole: No

Y/N: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cole: I don't know

Y/N: To get to the idiots house

Y/N: Knock Knock

Cole: Who's there?

Y/N: The chicken

Cole:

Y/N:

Cole: I won't kill you on one condition

Y/N: What?

Cole: Go tell that joke to Kai

[neteyammeowmeow]

Wu: we call this a traumatic event

Wu, looking at Kai: not a ‘major L’

Wu, looking at Jay: not a ‘lmao that sucks’

Wu, looking at Lloyd: not a ‘it is what it is’

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Cole: We're kind of missing something guys.

Zane: Cohesion?

Lloyd: Teamwork?

Kai: A general sense of what we're doing?

Nya: No, we lost Jay somehow

[kagetxiga]

MASTERLIST

INCORRECT QUOTES: NINJAGO

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Police: you are under arrest for riding a dragon with 7 people onboard

Lloyd: wait- did you just say 7?

Police: yes, 7 people-

Kai: WE LOST Y/N

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Cole: hey, have any of you seen my ca-

*the whole gang standing there in the kitchen eating coles cake*

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*texting*

Y/n: yknow youre really pretty Nya

Nya: aw tysm!

Y/n: howd you know i have autism

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Zane: it apears we have lost Kai

Pixel: no fear, ill find him-

Jay: I HATE Y/N!!

*from a distance*

Kai: FUCK YOU

Jay: found him

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Kai: is that a snake!?

Lloyd: WHERE.

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Y/n: nice catch cole!

Cole: im literally a ghost, i cant touch

Y/n: i know. (On the floor with a sprained ankle)

Lloyd: i told you to catch her!

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Movie!Jay: the day Cole stops listening to music is the end.

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Cole: i guess not only did Skylor steal your powers but she stole your heart!-

Kai: we’re literally in a cell Cole, nows not the time-

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A/n: have this while you wait for more fics

Thank you!

-K.T

[thirdlotusprince3]

Lloyd: *barbecuing* How do you want your steak?

Garmadon: Well done, son.

Lloyd: *tearing up* R-really? 🥹

Garmadon: The steak, son. I want my steak well done.

Lloyd …

Lloyd: Oh… right.

[rinkunokoisuru]

New silly just dropped

Based on this post by @almostaccurateninjagoquotes

[cosmothealien358]

Part *checks notes* 6

[guplia]

Wu, on his deathbed: Cole, Jay, Zane, Kai, Nya, Lloyd, you've gone so far since I first taught you Spinjitzu. Now my time is over. Keep protecting Ninjago, teach others Spinjitzu, and don't forget, as iron sharpens iron, brother sharpens brother...

The other ninja, all sobbing: Yes, Sensei.

Wu: I'm so proud of you all. But one last thing...

Lloyd: Yes, Sensei?

Wu: There's something... I... haven't told you... *dies*

[1-noone-1]

Zane: *dies again*

Kai: I'm gonna bet on two months

Nya: Bullshit, I say one month

Arin, sobbing: What are you guys doing? Zane just died!

Lloyd, scratching his head, ignoring Arin: Bet two dollars on a week

[theaceofarrows]

Jay: [looking at a de-aged Lloyd] So if we start shaking a bag of candy, do you think he'll just follow us back to the monastery?

Cole: I mean, it couldn't hurt?

Zane: No! We are not doing that

Jay: Oh, come on! It works on cats!

Zane: Lloyd is not a cat!

Kai: Actually, Zane, speaking as the person who took the longest to get along with him when he was a kid, I'd say he kinda is a cat

Zane: That is not true

Kai: Really? Watch this

Kai: [crouches in front of a toddler aged Lloyd] Hey there, buddy-

Baby Lloyd: [hisses]

Zane: ...

Kai: Told ya

Jay: I'll go ahead and get that bag of candy

Cole: Good call

[paragox]

Harumi gets a Death Note but things don't go according to her plan.

A Saga.

"How do you write Montgomery?"

"Why would I tell you? I don't wanna die… Actually-"

"You don't know how is spell do you"

"I'm illiterate I only coursed until third grade"

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"You're Jay Walker? Are you sure that isn't made up? What about a more normal surname like ..." *Checks notes* "Gordon?"

"I AM Jay Walker, where did you even-"

"… Son, there's something we've to tell you"

"…"

"What do you mean I'm adopted?!"

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"I thought your last name was Brookstone?"

"Uh, yeah?"

"Then why are you still alive?"

".. I'm surprised too"

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"Uh… Do you two even know your last names?"

"Yeah, of course! We're Smith"

"Nya.."

"What?"

Whispers "I don't really know our last names"

"..."

"..."

"… Have I lived a lie all this time?"

"… Yes"

"Kai, I'm gonna murder you"

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"Why isn't Zane dead?"

"… I think the Death Note doesn't recognize him as a living person"

".. Please don't tell Zane, I'm begging you, he already has enough crisis as it is, just tell him the book is specist"

Somewhere else Echo Zane is found dead and used as scrap.

Alternative: Zane keeps being turned on and off because Harumi is trying really hard to kill him.